Things I have noticed while living in Spain.

1. The Spanish women are totally comfortable with their bodies, no matter what the size.
2. The Spanish man has no problem adjusting himself while talking to you.
3. Always take Kleenex or TP in the bathroom stall with you.
4. Women in Spain are either pregnant or pushing a baby.
5. Men in Spain don't get a divorce, they only separate until they are ready to marry again.

In my attempt to get my Spanish residency, I discovered that waiting to be married is not a valid reason to be living in Spain. Once I am married, then within 2 months I am issued residency. So we are in the process. Step 1. Jose needs to get a divorce (a point he neglected to mention to me). Step 2. We submit our paperwork for marriage. Step 3. Marriage.... I will keep you posted on how this is going. It was a rather stressing day to be told that I need to leave the country in a month or live as an illegal and Jose was not divorced yet.